In 11th grade, instead of seeking a social life, I would stay up late to read Jean-Paul Sartre by candlelight, understand none of it, and listen to Hearts of Space.

I’ve turned the horoscopes from my last post, which apply to most of May, into miniature audioprogrammes for you. Originally sent to subscribers on Friday, May 14, 2021:

explainer
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taurus
gemini
cancer
leo
virgo
libra
scorpio
sagittarius
capricorn
aquarius
pisces
aries