Correlation, not causation: The clock itself does not cause you to become hungry. The sun at midnight is not the direct, sole cause for some to perform surreptitious acts made less conspicuous by the absence of light. Herein we observe a kind of source code, as human traditions over the course of millennia have observed that some spans of time are consistently wrought with similar archetypal qualities, and that these qualities comprise rhythms—some short and in quick time and close to the individual, some grand and sweeping and descriptive of an era. An original, *great* clock.

Astrological Tech Support
340 USD

60 min
A recording of the session is included.

1. Email earth.voyage@voyage.earth and you will be contacted for scheduling

Alternately, a fifteen minute session is available for 100 USD.

Chaotic World: Beauty and Self-Care Astrology
660 USD

Two 60min sessions.
Comes with SKINCARE ZODIAC for you Sun, Moon and Rising signs.

It is said that both astrology and cosmetology
where given unto us 
by fallen angels.

Find a way through the labyrinth
of hyper-marketed synthetics
and fourteen step face washing,

identify viable paths
for cultivation
of glamour and
holistic
integumentary stewardship
together.

Two 60min sessions.
Comes with SKINCARE ZODIAC for you Sun, Moon and Rising signs.
Tap here to schedule or scroll down

From my other project, BEAUTY GREASE:

Schedule above and complete the following steps within 24hrs of scheduling:

2. Fill out the intake form, which is here.
3. Submit payment via Venmo to @hellington

Tarot Question 99 USD

Emailed tarot reading with a video of me shuffling the cards whilst asking your question.

2. Email earth.voyage@voyage.earth, with your question and the subject line TAROT
3. Submit payment via Venmo to @hellington